Characters
New characters. New levels of laughter.
Meet Gloom Betty. She’s a tad, shall we say, un-cheery. Sarcastic. And she tells it like it is in her own goth-girl fashion. Then there’s Monty the squirrel — a little pint-sized philosopher. And the Cat Heads … well, they’re cats doing people things. Which is always amusing. (Seriously, it is! Trust us.) Come meet them all, courtesy of Connections from Hallmark, in the greeting card aisle at Wal-Mart. And just try to keep a straight face.
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Personalities
Send President Bush to a Birthday Party
Or maybe Hillary. Or Al Gore. Wanna say “thank you” or “congratulations”? Rachael Ray is here for you. So is Simon Cowell. Really! Thanks to the latest Saturdays cards from Connections from Hallmark, the famous and infamous are ready to do your bidding. Just when it comes to greeting cards. (Don’t go calling them or nothin’.) Find them all in the greeting card aisle at participating Wal-Mart stores.
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Cards With Sound
Get the Message Across Loudly
Ever danced to a greeting card before? No, you say? Our Cards With Sound will change that. They feature famous songs by the original artists and sounds from your favorite movies and TV shows. They’re like nothing you’ve ever seen or heard before. So prepare yourself. These have been known to induce a full-on booty shake. Use sound to say it all. Cards With Sound by Connections from Hallmark — now playing in the greeting card aisle at participating Wal-Mart stores.
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More Funny Cards
Send Them Into Convulsions
Need a cool card? You should check out the new line of Saturdays cards by Connections from Hallmark ASAP. With everything from funky picture puzzles to IM lingo, there’s a card with the perfect message to get them LOL. Find the one that’s just right in the greeting card aisle at participating Wal-Mart stores.
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